Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
do u really think i give a fuck about your straight person opinion
[straight person voice] I BOUGHT A FUCKING RAINBOW PACKPACK TO SUPPORT YOU GUYS
thank you so much!!! haley’s the cutest i love her so much <333